That's right, Jacqueline, date the ghost. Doesn't change the fact that you've got to become one sooner than later.
Welcome back to the Shithouse ISBI! Last chapter saw birthdays, glitches, and aliens. It was wholly uneventful.
Barney gets hitched, to someone who can still have his babies! There's hope for cousins, yet.
"Okay kiddo, smile!"
I don't think we've had autonomous selfies since Taylor.
"Ugh, Dad! Those are terrible, you need to delete them."
"What's the matter with them?"
"We're making the weirdest faces!"
"That's why I like them!"
Too bad we can't keep them.
"Oh no, Dewy!! Now who's going to play catch with me at 2am?"
"Will you all keep it down?? I can't even hear myself think!!"
Everyone was very sad about Dewy's passing.
I had to start putting graves around the corner. So long, Dewy! See you around!
Life goes on in the Shithouse, and that means birthdays! It's Onyx's child birthday, which her dad tries to make extra exciting by threatening to burn the house down.
"They're totally burnt."
What else is new?
Onyx was allowed to roll her trait, she is now an adventurous, genius, light sleeper. Sorry kid.
Violet FINALLY gets to go back to work.
Where she can shower, use the toilet, and wait around for the alarm to go off.
Which it finally does! She changes into her fireclothes at work, then changes back into her street clothes when the alarm goes off. Whatever game.
She gets in a workout by jogging through the rain to the fire.
"It's right down the road!"
Fires put out? 1 Lives saved? 0
"I'm dead, eh."
Yup.
"That's alright. I'll catch up with 'This Is Us'."
Finally!! A buttload of people to rescue!
"Oo, better save this stake for the slayer, it's the perfect shape!"
"Uh, where's my extinguisher?"
She rescued 7 sims overall.
I said SEVEN, game!!
Onyx: "Phil came home with me, why is he talking to Midnight?"
*sniff sniff* I can't imagine, Onyx. No clue.
"Stink, broken plumbing, and a shitty tv, I am so sick of this house. I'm going out. Later!!"
"Um, am I still going in the right direction? I can't see a thing!"
"Wow, this place is really nice! They even have a foosball table!"
"Ooooo, nevermind foosball! I wanna play food processor billiards!"
"Ewww! Where did this ghost come from?"
Across the street. Don't mind her, Sid, she'll go home soon enough.
"You and your lookalikes need to stop bringing other snot-nosed filth machines home from school with you. Don't your little friends have homes? You should go there."
"*sigh* I just want to watch Sim Survivor, lady. That's all."
"And take my mother with you. She's finally starting to get out, she needs to get out more."
Alarm's blaring, Vi.
"I hear it, I hear it. Dammit."
"HURRY, lady!! My house is going to go up like matchsticks!!"
"I'm going as fast as I can, sir."
"Are you a real firefighter? You're not even wearing a uniform!"
"It's regulations, sir."
"Come ON, ma'am! I put the fire out, there's no reason to panic anymore. You can leave the house!"
Another day, another fire. Vi could really use a couple more earthquakes.
Well ............ that's .............. unfortunate. Hurry up Vi!! This guy really needs you!
"I got it, I got it!"
You've got to get him out from under the rubble, too.
"I know that!!"
True heroes are not stymied by pesky windows or walls.
"I don't wanna grow up, I wanna eat!!"
Panther is now an outdoors loving, excitable, never nude teen who loves hot weather (rolled). I'm hoping that means she's less likely to go up in flames in the summer.
"Man I'm tired, and I'm filthy. It's after midnight, why am I not in bed yet?"
"I'm over halfway through this book and I've only counted about 12 shades of grey. It must really pick up late in the story."
Nice couch in the living room, chairs in the kitchen, his own spot on his own bed, but no, he's got to take Onyx's bed.
"We can just go home, Midnight. We don't have to stay."
Another fun family outing to the Fall Festival.
"GET OUT ONYX!!"
"Yeah I got plenty of time to chat, Auntie Jacquie. Happy Birthday! ............... Wow, 112! That's really old, I'm amazed you found my phone number."
"I didn't do it."
Well somebody did.
I'm going to go with the stink-clouded, never nude teenager in the bathtub.
Panther: "Pics or it didn't happen."
-5 with or without pics.
"Damn, this house is huge! I hope the hose can reach."
Big house = lots of rescues!
"Quit being such a baby and walk out the door! Fire's out, dumbbell!"
Or it's just this one guy.
She's one-third of the way there. Unless Aurora Skies gets an earthquake outbreak, I have a bad feeling about this LTW.
"Oh, hi Kristin. What .... what are you doing here?"
"Birthday party, Panther. Your older sister is growing up."
"Oh.................. that's nice."
Just be glad there's no hot tub for me to get naked in. My simself's favorite thing ever.
"Bravo, Midnight, braVO!!"
"Here I go!!"
"Maybe if I stay on this side of the counters I won't get stuck."
Jaquie is 115 years old. I think, maybe, that this is the last time we see her.
Pretty! Midnight is an easily impressed, ambitious artist, who loves the cold, and is very disciplined (rolled). Her LTW is Golden Tongue, Golden Fingers.
I really like Midnight, but I want to give Violet a solid chance at her lifetime wish. There's still a chance she could make it before Panther ages up, or at least Onyx.
Sims are stupid.
"Hi guys! I missed you!!"
Really stupid.
Midnight got a job as a firefighter.
Then she remembered her LTW, and where her mother works, and got a job at the theater instead.
Next evening Onyx becomes a teen. No party as her mother, and our torchholder, had to work. Where this bullshit happened.
Violet got cheated out of 4, FOUR rescues. She didn't run out of time, you can see she got an A. Even earthquakes aren't going to help her at this rate.
ANYWAY, Onyx is now an adventurous, genius, light sleeper with expensive tastes (she rolled snob).
"Where is my sister? She never came home on the bus."
Getting a boyfriend.
"I love your name, Panther! Wild animal names are so cool!"
Little Phil grew up cute.
"Thanks! I didn't think you ever noticed me. You only ever talked to my sisters."
"I never knew what to say to you, before. Guess I needed to grow up a little."
After a bit of flirting, Panther got really busy with.....
Brushing her teeth in her host's kitchen sink. Classy.
After breaking the sink, she helps herself to some dinner. Can't pass out on an empty stomach.
"I like your house, Phil's little brother. It's much nicer than mine."
"Mmmhmm. Too bad you don't like your house, Phil's friend who's a girl, cause I think the police are here to take you back to it."
"Ahhh, it's a lovely night, perfect for getting a teenage girl in trouble. I love my job!!"
"What the crap? I was sleeping! Some of us have to go to work in the morning!"
I am aware.
"So, is anyone coming to ream me out for being late?"
No. Lucky for you, your mother is the one who woke up but I sent her ass back to bed.
"Oh. Thanks!!"
You're welcome. Now to bed with you, before you pass out!
Coming up next chapter, we find out for sure if Violet gets her LTW, and I pick the final torchholder of the challenge.
Points
Every time you may roll a trait for a sim: +20 (Onyx x2, Panther, Midnight)
Pee fail: -5
Previous Score: +184
Current Score: +209
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